300 Millionth American

Has anyone else seen the commercial for the 300 Millionth American? (you can actually watch the commercial on the bottom corner of the page). I have seen this commercial countless times over the past few days, and it make me physically ill. I am disgusted because it's so damn optimistic. I mean, what if that baby is born and then dies hours later? Will they still consider that baby to be the 300 millionth? Or does the title now go to baby number 300,000,001? We all know what would happen if for some reason, that 300 millionth American was STILLBORN. Because we all know they don't matter anyway. They weren't an actual baby or anything. God it sucks being bitter and jealous........